Thank you for the post-drunk noms… and the completely sober greatness.
Thank you for making mornings do-able and having to go to work semi-okay.
3. Justin Bieber
Thank you for the Sorry video. And thank you in advance for when I learn the dance.
4. Soul Cycle and Barre
Thank you for our asses — or at least the asses you keep telling us we’re going to get if we keep paying you.
Thank you for saving us before and during our period every month.
6. Instagram Filters
Thank you for making us look better than we do IRL.
7. Oversized sweaters
Thank you for hiding my fat.
8. Overpriced salads
Thank you Sweetgreen for being Sweetgreen.
Thank you for providing us with endless entertainment that isn’t work at work.
Thank you for making us warm in winter when we have to go outside and for making us smile at events that we don’t actually want to be at.
Thank you for being there for us when we don’t want to do anything except sit on the couch. And thanks for Orange Is The New Black.
12. Bottomless Brunch
Thanks for getting us blackout on Sunday even though we have to be at work the next day.
13. Fetty Wap
Thank you for Trap Queen.
Thank you for letting us take our periods out on your music and not on our co-workers and/or significant others.
15. Taylor Swift
Thank you for #GirlPower and having a squad and being (or not being) a super cool down to earth woman.
16. Amy Schumer
Thank you for… being you.